It’s our Annieversary…

…by Anny! Anni! Annié! Western/Tropical Astrologers: What can you tell us about Annie?

Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition

Introducing the latest in tone deaf video games in the aftermath of Uvalde. Players will face opponents such as Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and many more as they fight for their jobs as well as their lives. Players will be armed with automatic machine guns because well this is America and can unlockContinue reading “Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition”

First you get the funny…

…then you get the flowers… …then you get the Woo-Mann.

Blonde Ambushing

Choose your player. Platinum Platinum Veneers Real Housewife of Orange County

Basil Smell, Car’s Aroma

Your car’s aroma, whatever it is, drives me crazy. It starts out benign and then progresses into full blown assault on all my body, like skin cancer.

Treble without a Pause

Smack my pitch up.

In celebrity news…

Demi Lovato reveals they/them are no longer the pronouns Demi uses. Co-opting marginalized groups for publicity/Attention Whoring are Demi’s preferred pronouns.