Taking a sound bath in a sound garden

I am a worm and no Woo-Mann. A worm in a black hole, but the Son will rise again and wash away the pain. May all who read my blog be blessed regardless of religious/spiritual affiliation or lack thereof.

SeaHarmony

Introducing the most personalized Dramamine yet. Just simply answer 1,000 questions to be matched with participating pharmacies in another state. Boating made easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover hurl.

Plenty of Catfish

Could you please wire me $100,000?  My mother thew her back out in a freak cat feeding accident and is also being held ransom by kidnappers.  If I don’t pay them off, I will get deported and be unable to meet you this weekend at the Piggly Wiggly.

“Fortune favors the rave.”

-Some girl named Molly.

Singe

The latest dating app to burn you emotionally as well as financially. Available in all app stores under different names.