If men and women didn’t cum together…

…humanity would seize the exit.

Breaking News

Elon Musk revealed to be FSB Agent, Ilya Muscovite. He is currently in FBI custody awaiting arraignment.

Delinquent Bill

His inability to pay me back is downright criminal. Rich better have my money.

You can’t cache me…

…I’m Annie Woo-Mann. So quick it will make you slick.

The Annie Woo-Manniefestation Guide

If you willed it, they will pun.

Deep Thot of the Day

I don’t mince words unless there’s more than meats the pie.

The only weight loss I’ve been able to maintain?

My ex-husband! Thank you and good night!