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Author Archives: Annie Woo-Mann
If men and women didn’t cum together…
…humanity would seize the exit.
Go joke or go broke
Here we are now, entertain us.
Breaking News
Elon Musk revealed to be FSB Agent, Ilya Muscovite. He is currently in FBI custody awaiting arraignment.
Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen Divorce (finally)
“Now I can finally make sweet love to my football shaped fleshlight without my wife bitching at me,” Tom Brady was quoted as saying upon the announcement.
Delinquent Bill
His inability to pay me back is downright criminal. Rich better have my money.
You can’t cache me…
…I’m Annie Woo-Mann. So quick it will make you slick.
The Annie Woo-Manniefestation Guide
If you willed it, they will pun.
Deep Thot of the Day
I don’t mince words unless there’s more than meats the pie.
The only weight loss I’ve been able to maintain?
My ex-husband! Thank you and good night!
The Annie Woo-Mann Project 