Make Anus Glad Again!
…humanity would seize the exit.
Here we are now, entertain us.
Elon Musk revealed to be FSB Agent, Ilya Muscovite. He is currently in FBI custody awaiting arraignment.
“Now I can finally make sweet love to my football shaped fleshlight without my wife bitching at me,” Tom Brady was quoted as saying upon the announcement.
His inability to pay me back is downright criminal. Rich better have my money.
…I’m Annie Woo-Mann. So quick it will make you slick.
If you willed it, they will pun.
I don’t mince words unless there’s more than meats the pie.
My ex-husband! Thank you and good night!