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Author Archives: Annie Woo-Mann
Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition
Introducing the latest in tone deaf video games in the aftermath of Uvalde. Players will face opponents such as Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and many more as they fight for their jobs as well as their lives. Players will be armed with automatic machine guns because well this is America and can unlockContinue reading “Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition”
First you get the funny…
…then you get the flowers… …then you get the Woo-Mann.
Blonde Ambushing
Choose your player. Platinum Platinum Veneers Real Housewife of Orange County
Can’t see the forest through the sneeze…
…because allergies.
Basil Smell, Car’s Aroma
Your car’s aroma, whatever it is, drives me crazy. It starts out benign and then progresses into full blown assault on all my body, like skin cancer.
Treble without a Pause
Smack my pitch up.
Sex and the Suburbs
What’s that? The latest snoozefest brought to you by executive producer Sarah Jessica Parker.
Schlock Therapy
Supporting drivel since 2021.
In celebrity news…
Demi Lovato reveals they/them are no longer the pronouns Demi uses. Co-opting marginalized groups for publicity/Attention Whoring are Demi’s preferred pronouns.
The Annie Woo-Mann Project 