Get up all in your business. Tell you what’s wrong with your life. Give unsolicited advice on how to fix your life. Get paid fat stacks of cash. Rinse and repeat.
“Please don’t hold it against me.” Candles by Moses Martin, son of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow.
This Little Light of Mine: “This Little Light Of Mine” – YouTube Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien: Edith Piaf – Non, Je ne regrette rien – YouTube I’m Too Sexy: Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy (Original Mix – 2006 Version) – YouTube
I am an animal lover.
I just pun a lot. RIP Big Pun.
Because climate change. #seawalls
Coming to a theater not near you.
We’re so lit! We’re on fire!
Berkshire Halfway House for Wayward Billionaires. Here he is with his first client, Bill Gates, discussing house rules while dining at the on-site Dairy Queen. DQ Blizzard priveleges are revoked if residents return late, use drugs or alcohol on premises, and continue abusing their power.
My stripper name is Chastity because titties and irony.