I just pun a lot. RIP Big Pun.
Because climate change. #seawalls
Coming to a theater not near you.
We’re so lit! We’re on fire!
Berkshire Halfway House for Wayward Billionaires. Here he is with his first client, Bill Gates, discussing house rules while dining at the on-site Dairy Queen. DQ Blizzard priveleges are revoked if residents return late, use drugs or alcohol on premises, and continue abusing their power.
My stripper name is Chastity because titties and irony.
I fixed the film title of “He’s Just Not That Into You” and turned it into a book.