Author Archives: Annie Woo-Mann

Mined Blown

So Mann-y nuggets of wisdom…

Deep Thot of the Day

Having infinite wishes is the same as having no wishes at all.

Life is full of absurdities…

…and then you why.

As Seen on TP

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Riggedley’s Doublestint Gun

Double your pressure, double your run. Doublestint, Doublestint Gun! Defendant: “But your Honor, I didn’t chew it. I’m innocent!” Public Defender: “Take the flea deal.”

Cloutrageous

Definition: 1. Shockingly bad or excessive clout chasing, 2. Very bold, unusual, and startling clout chasing. Please see social media.