So Mann-y nuggets of wisdom…
Author Archives: Annie Woo-Mann
Deep Thot of the Day
Having infinite wishes is the same as having no wishes at all.
Life is full of absurdities…
…and then you why.
As Seen on TP
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Riggedley’s Doublestint Gun
Double your pressure, double your run. Doublestint, Doublestint Gun! Defendant: “But your Honor, I didn’t chew it. I’m innocent!” Public Defender: “Take the flea deal.”
Pair of Eagles or paralegals?
Either whore.
Free Will or Free Bill?
Yes.
Cloutrageous
Definition: 1. Shockingly bad or excessive clout chasing, 2. Very bold, unusual, and startling clout chasing. Please see social media.
Insipopedia Fanatical
Introducing the latest in obsolecence; an encyclopedia for the uninspired.
Accidental Double Entndre of the Day
“You can’t milk a nut.” – Me in response to almond milk.