How to bag Elon Musk

  1. Dye your hair blonde if it isn’t naturally blonde
  2. Be a willowy white woman
  3. Read Ayn Rand’s books like your life depends on it
  4. Trauma bond over childhood wounds
  5. Tell him how much you “like” horses

Published by Annie Woo-Mann

I’m Annie Woo-Mann (not my government name of course) and it’s all in me. My project is to create a community of female creators, comedians, and collaborators because I love collectives as well as alliterations. If this sounds good to you, please follow my blog and contact me at

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