Singlehood is now an illness because apparently COVID-19 wasn’t enough! In order to beat this devasting disease, follow this 6-step process.
- Obsess over the fact that you’re single
- Listen to any dating coach on Youtube and take their advice
- Make online dating your whole life (It’s ok because you didn’t have a life to begin with, remember?)
- Have low, preferably no standards
- Be desperate, the more desperate the better
- Rinse and repeat.