The elusive Annieconda is a one-eyed snake that lives in the wilds of the Pantaloonia. These hardy creatures can survive in the harshest of environments and get around quite a bit. Herpestologists have learned that they don’t want none unless you got puns, hun. These anniemals are quite alluring in their natural habitat, but under no circumstances are you to approach them. Charming the Annieconda is the leading cause of Anniephallustiff Shock. Symptoms include stiffness, swelling, and increased body temperature. Treatment options include sex, cold showers, and thinking about Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
Published by Annie Woo-Mann
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